Where I Live

These are the things the Gables does with all that money I throw at them in rent:

(if you don’t know me, by “I”, I mean the man I’m married to that pays the bills)

  • Miscalculate their books
  • Make me pay for water
  • Not fix things on time when I ask
  • Hold my packages 4 months before giving me notice
  • Pay someone too old to work to be our “Security Guard”
  • The Poop Patrol. Seriously, they PAY people to clean up after the animals of the idiots here that won’t clean up after their own animals.

gables
www.bestapartmentsinaustin.com

Since I don’t have a dog, or lay on the grass around here, I think this is the biggest waste of money on the earth. I’ve seen places that have happy hours. COMPLIMENTARY ones. There’s a thought.

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One Response to “Where I Live”

  • velvetsaje

    Do they need an assistant manager who can get shit done? Cause that is totally me.

    Ask my residents, as ghetto as they are they rely on me.

    And I get shit done.

    Crack needles in the laundry room? Taken care of!

    Maintence crap? Done!

    Hookers are where? Done!

    Seriously, let me know because I am tired of dealing with these people.

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