What’s that behind you? Did you see something? I think it was black…could it be the BlogNinjas? They are the crazy internet group behind the MTC. The members rock the blogosphere in varying degrees, and can sneak up behind you in a moments notice.You can join the clandestine group after undergoing a severe and heavily scrutinized Blog Ninja review that verifies your actual existence and BN worthiness (basically, we read your blog). Post an entry, vote, maybe win, and you may be selecting the next topic. It’s like a blog party. Click here to join. So without further ado, Mr President won my challenge and selected this topic:
If you were President/Prime Minister for a day, with the power to do absolutely anything (Supreme Court? What Supreme Court?), what would you do and why?
I told husband I’d outlaw fanny packs. It’s an old but good story- why this is so hilarious to me. He tells me there aren’t enough fanny pack wearers for this to be funny. So then I though, maybe outlaw Uggs, or Crocs, or something else I don’t like – but that’s too easy. Exercise? Stop eating fast food? How about no more reality television? There are too many easy jokes.
Wouldn’t the world be a better place if it was free internet for all? If we hit people in the head that littered? Maybe corporations had to donate X dollars to schooling? There are too many little choices. It’d have to be big. Giant. MAJOR.
I’ve got it: no more socks and sandals.
This might even get me re-elected for another day.
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NANO TOTAL: 9800 words.
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Tue, 13 Nov 2007 at 5:32 pm
rofl I love hitting litterers in the head. You’re so violent.
Tue, 13 Nov 2007 at 8:43 pm
I think I have hit litterers in the head. Good picks for what to ban. Enjoyed it. SB
Tue, 13 Nov 2007 at 9:46 pm
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Wed, 14 Nov 2007 at 10:48 am
Oooooo, socks with sandals with Bermudas and hairy legs. Good point!!!
Wed, 14 Nov 2007 at 11:51 am
i like where you are going with the litterers thing. but it’s usually ppl throwing trash out of their cars, and you can’t exactly just hit them in the head. what about a website you can go to and post their license plate tag, and then YOU would come after them and then hit them in the head while they are at work.
Wed, 14 Nov 2007 at 12:30 pm
I’d go further than hitting litterers. I’d nuke the lot of you and start again. Except for SomeGo, of course, I’d need her to help re-populate the planet.
Wed, 14 Nov 2007 at 2:47 pm
Yikes, Mr. President– I hope your name is MK or you’re taking some liberties with that statement.
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Wed, 14 Nov 2007 at 5:25 pm
Haha, I’m wondering if you grabbed that picture off google, or if that horrible sandal/sock combo comes from a real person you know????
Wed, 14 Nov 2007 at 8:14 pm
Don’t make fun of my fashions.
Thu, 15 Nov 2007 at 6:20 am
Well, I had to google “people who think they’re making fashions statements and not realizing they are really fashion victims”, but it’s a stock photo, not anyone from my gene pool – they wouldn’t for fear of being ostracized.
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