All True

Creepy McCreeperton was at the beach today. I guess everyone needs love.

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Five Really Bad Pickup Lines We Listened To The Same Dude Deliver To Random Chicks

  1. “You are rocking that fedora.”
  2. “I texted a girlfriendĀ that Kim Kardashian was here, I thought you were her.”
  3. “I’m being deployed to Afghanistan.”
  4. “Oh, LA? I’ll come up there sometime.”
  5. “I’ll keep a lookout for you when you come back.”

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Skier, yogi, wife, writer, goofball. Not always in that order. View all posts by somegosoftly

2 Responses to “All True”

  • Craig

    3 works well until you ask them what rank they are, where they’re stationed, etc…until you can tell they’re BSing.

    btw, women in uniform don’t do anything for me, so I guess that works out, too

  • somegosoftly

    Whatever, you should just try it while you’re here and see how it goes…
    “I’m shipping out TOMORROW…”

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