Shopping for no one this year.
#128
Five Most Ridiculous Things I’ve Seen Suggested For Christmas:
- Cole Haan Kindle cover
- Dwight Schrute bobblehead
- 300$ weenie game table
- A tree. Yahoo suggested this 450$ one.
- A marshmallow gun.
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December 19th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
and this is what you’re actually getting:
Amazon.com: Texas Longhorns Santa Claus Christmas Hat – NCAA College Athletics: Sports & Outdoors
December 20th, 2009 at 9:19 am
WANT
December 20th, 2009 at 9:46 am
I soooo love the marshmallow gun – I just can’t decide on the one for regular size or mini marshmallows
December 20th, 2009 at 10:48 am
That would have gone perfectly with the Longhorn snuggie. Maybe next year!
December 20th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Mini marshmallow gun that shoots them into your cocoa. Do they have hot chocolate K cups? Hmm…
December 21st, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Dear Santa, I would really love to get this book for Christmas:
Amazon.com: Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! (9781425992606): Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson: Books
Actually, I would really love just the customer reviews to be published, bound and entitled (in gold leaf) “Caution: May Cause You to Wet Your Pants.”
December 21st, 2009 at 2:22 pm
That’s pretty expensive…
December 21st, 2009 at 3:13 pm
“weenie game table” sounds a lot more fun that it looks.
December 21st, 2009 at 4:36 pm
That was the problem I had with it. Did you see that stores are even selling home Whack.A.Mole games? Sounds cool, but isn’t.
December 21st, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I’m about to give up on you. Did you not read any of the reviews?
December 21st, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I give up on you – did you not read the blog post I wrote about how I don’t read reviews?
Saw that you stole that from DOOCE btw – it’s pretty old. I think somewhere on Youtube she had a public access talk show too, it was SCARY.
December 21st, 2009 at 5:58 pm
This book that was on the side of THOSE reviews caught my eye too…
Amazon.com: Does God Love Michael's Two Daddies (Seth and Sarah Ask…) (9780932859945): Butt Sheila K.: Books
December 21st, 2009 at 9:03 pm
The tags are almost as good as the reviews! I might have snorted once or twice. Hee!