Friday Fives


Shop the deals. It was pretty busy.

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Five Stores We Visited Today:

  1. Kohl’s.
  2. Walmart.
  3. Dillards.
  4. Cole Sport.
  5. Subway. (Ha!)

Kind of depressing.

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Five Easy Ways to Lose Your Perfect Tan:

  1. Stop going outside.
  2. Succumb to skin cancer paranoia.
  3. Wear clothing instead of bikinis.
  4. One word: sombrero.
  5. Move to Utah.

sick

Mostly just listening to myself talk.

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Five Conversations I Wasted Most of The Week on:

  1. The correct pluralization of ‘moose’.
  2. The relative possibility of ‘exploding the fireplace’.
  3. How to properly live in a ‘fish bowl’.
  4. The merits of spending the day watching a ‘Wife Swap’ marathon.
  5. Justifying three pairs of snow pants as a ‘non expert’ skier.

You have no idea how I missed you. You better have missed me too.

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Five Holy Crap!s (How does one properly write that?):

  1. Holy Crap! It’s snowing where I live!
  2. Holy Crap! I missed the internet!
  3. Holy Crap! The booze rules really are RETARDED!
    example one, example two, example three.
  4. Holy Crap! I have CABLE!
  5. Holy Crap! This place is huge! It takes too long to clean!

house

We will have a home and internet soon!

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Five Things Not Really Worthy of that Update on Facebook:

  1. …is going to work. (People do.)
  2. …is going out. (Too vague.)
  3. …is busy. (you’re on Facebook, how busy can you be?)
  4. …hates Mondays. (Complaints one and two.)
  5. …something that makes no sense except to one person that you’re mad at or dumped.

We move = husband lets me shop.

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Five New Presents You Might Have Seen Coming:

  1. New Edition Cranium
  2. Adorable winter hat
  3. Replacement clothes hangers
  4. Adorable winter coat
  5. More beer

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